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Showing posts with label Jonah Hex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jonah Hex. Show all posts

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Movie Trailer Special: Jonah Hex

Fans of DC's classic supernatural western hero Jonah Hex have been talking about movie possibilities for close to 40 years. The character, after all, bears more than a passing resemblence to Clint Eastwood's Man With No Name so it's only logical that back in the 70's, Eastwood was the center of the Hex film speculation. Those days are long gone, of course, but when DC and Warner Bros. announced a year or two ago that they had tapped Josh Brolin for the role, fans were hopeful. Pretty good casting, who knows. Maybe this will be a winner.

The only fly in the ointment? The fact that the film, which is set to open on June 18 (moved up from an original August release date), somehow still hasn't had a trailer released. Think about it: less than two months to go until what is supposedly one of WB's summer tentpoles, and not a single bit of publicity in the form of a teaser or commercial has been released. That's what we in the business call a bad sign, as is the fact that this delay was supposedly due to massive rewrites being filmed post haste by a new director brought on to salavge the project. Again, not the best sign of things to come. How they expect to build buzz for a movie without actually promoting it is a puzzler.

Well, finally -- FINALLY -- Warner Bros. has released their official trailer. Let's take a look at it together and discuss on the other side:





Okay. Where to start. I guess let's look at the positive side of things: as far as trailers go, this isn't a total trainwreck. It gives you the flavor of the film, who the characters are and what the plot is without totally ruining the story. So that's a plus, although I suspect a lack of story to ruin may have played into this approach. Essentially, this is a solid, professional trailer. I did think it was a little heavy with the Quentin Turnbull flashbacks -- the bad guy gets introduced twice, which is probably one more time than strictly necessary -- but while the finished product is a bit chaotic, overall it's fairly effective. If you like this sort of movie, it's saying, than you'll like this, because it's that sort of movie. You dig?

Unfortunately, what this type of movie looks like is a really crappy comic book adapatation that seems to also be channeling the especially rank Will Smith flop Wild Wild West. Brolin looks as though he's doing his best to elevate some serious nonsense -- which is more than I could say for the similarly horrifying Ghost Rider, where Nic Cage just wallowed in it instead -- but based on this trailer, it appears to be a losing effort. Gatling guns? A Q-style weaponsmith crafting anacrhonistic crossbow cannons in his barn? Really, guys?

I'm not going to bother saying anything bad about Megan Fox; the weird thing is, this is probably going to be better than Transformers at least (whoops, that might have been something bad about Megan Fox). But pretty much everything about this trailer makes me want to cry blood. And that's not even getting into some obvious changes they made to the character, which, whatever. It happens. But if they're going to change the dude, it should at least be in service of improving the movie rather than devolving the audience.


My Grades: As a trailer, this gets a B-. Trailer editors can only work with what they are given. For the content, this gets a D, only saved because Brolin still seems like a good choice; the rest of it looks horrible. I so hope I am wrong about this one, but just in case, I am saying my goodbyes to the ten bucks its going to cost me to find out.


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Monday, April 12, 2010

Top 5 Oddball Wedding Covers

Hey, welcome back to The Vault's overview of weddings in comics. I would have posted this sooner, except I was at a wedding. See how that works? But with the revelry safely behind me, I'm free now to take a look at today's topic: the Top 5 Oddball Wedding Covers.

Now, before we reveal the list, I want to say that one of the great things about the word "top" is that it's really vague. I'm not claiming that these are the best oddball wedding covers, I'm just saying they are the "top" oddball wedding covers. You know what that means: these are just the ones I know about. Given the nature of wedding covers in comics history, I'm sure there are dozens of truly bizarre horror covers and romance covers in particular. Many of those are probably far weirder than the five I have picked, but for whatever reason, these are the five that have stood out for me.

So here's a challenge for you, my interactive readers: if you have any favorite wedding covers that haven't made my list (or tomorrow's list of the Top 5 Superhero Weddings) let me know about it and if there are enough cool covers I'll do a follow-up feature on reader submissions.

Otherwise, stop complaining and read on.



5. Jonah Hex #47

I'd like to give a shoutout to honorable mention Groo the Wanderer #42, which almost made the cut but got bumped by one of my personal favorites, the wedding of Jonah Hex. This choice was influenced by the fact that this issue kicked off a typically out there Hex storyline that eventually saw the bounty hunter head to China to rescue his immigrant bride from kidnapping warlords who wanted to force him to assassinate the Emperor. Why the hell not.












4. Rip Hunter, Time Master #24

This is what happens when you time travel: you mess up history. Case in point? This cover, which shows the Virgin Queen, Elizabeth, deciding to destroy all of history by marrying Rip Hunter, Time Master. Suck on that, Earl of Leicester!














3. Amazing Spider-man #131

An entire generation of young comic readers are still traumatized nearly four decades later by the image of Aunt May tying the knot with Doctor Octopus. Don't even think about the honeymoon. Agh, get the brain bleach! And the eye bleach! Why, Gerry Conway, why?!













2. Wonder Woman #155

Despite the fact that Wonder Woman is about to marry a disgusting alien monstrosity, I still find this easier to look at than the whole Aunt May / Doc Ock thing. Seriously, ugh. Bonus points, though, for having alternate timeline versions of herself, including Wonder Tot, as part of her own wedding party.














1. Jimmy Olsen #98

What else could number one possibly be except Jimmy Olsen #98, which not only sees Jimmy getting hitched to a female gorilla, but also sees the always politically correct Superman dressed up as a "witch doctor" and performing the ceremony using black magic. Score one for the 1950's (and make sure you click on this one to look at the larger version).


Tomorrow (or whenever):
The Top 5 Superhero Weddings!


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Sunday, November 8, 2009

New Comic Cavalcade

Hey kids! Comics! yes, it's time for another batch of new comics reviews. By now you're probably all familiar with my pull list, but while I'd love to present you with reviews of all sorts of new and different titles every month, my finances prevent that from happening. However, there's a simple solution for that: comp copies. You listening, Marvel and DC? How about you, Dark Horse and Image? Well, maybe not Image, but if anyone else out there wants to send me some free comics to review, let me know and I'm sure we can work something out.

Until that happens, though, here are some reviews of titles you've no doubt grown to love, with one special surprise:


MODELS, INC. #1

Paul Tobin writing, Vicenc Villagrasa and Terry Paillot art

Yes, it's MODELS, INC. #1. Technically this came out a little while ago, but if you're that offended, you can always ask for your money back. Oh, that's right, this site is free. So suck it!

I mean, thanks for reading. And if you have been reading awhile, you may recall a rant I did a little while ago about the way women are portrayed in comics and how one of the lamentable side effects of this is that there are very few comics actually aimed at bringing in new female readers. Well, MODELS, INC. is the exception: it's a collection of Marvel's most famous romance and teen comic characters from back in the 50's (such as Patsy and Hedy, Millie the Model and Chili), revived in a new series that mixes modeling with drama.

So how is it? Well, it's no Night Nurse, but it's not terrible either. There's some pre-requisite action (our gals stopping some petty thieves, which isn't hard considering Patsy Walker is a member of the Avengers) and some melodrama when the fashion photog gets show and one of the models is set up as the killer. Some of the dialogue and setup seemed a little forced, but overall it wasn't bad. Plus, of course, this issue features a backup story where Tim Gunn from Project Runway dons a suit of Iron Man armor to defeat a platoon of AIM agents trying to pilfer superhero costumes from a Janet Van Dyne fashion retrospective. Now that's awesome.

My Grades: The main story gets a B; the potential is there, which outweighs the awkwardness. The backup story gets an A+, of course. And the cover and general design of the series, which emulates fashion magazines, gets an A as well.



Jonah Hex #49

Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti writing, Cristiano Cucina art

Okay, back to our regularly scheduled comics, which means DC cult books that nobody else on the planet seems to be buying. Which is fine as long as they keep publishing them anyway. Somehow Jonah Hex has managed to hang on for 49 issues despite selling roughly 12k copies a month, which is a miracle. What could possibly be keeping the series afloat?

Well, it might be because they are expecting a boost from the upcoming Jonah Hex movie next year, but it might also be because the series continues to be well written and well drawn, garnering it critical acclaim. Of course, acclaim doesn't put food on the table, but it does lead to stories like the "Six Gun Wa"r arc that concludes in this issue; the first extended storyline in the current series, "Six Gun War" features a who's who of guest stars and hangers on, bringing together pretty much every character not just from the first four years of this volume, but also from the original Jonah Hex series. That means the return of Hex's arch-enemies, Quentin Turnbull and El Papagayo, and help from Hex friends such as Bat Lash, Tallulah Black and El Diablo.

Yes, for hardcore Hex fans like me, this has been a great, fun read. Unfortunately, the very end is a bit of a letdown, as Gray & Palmiotti decided to keep their options open for future stories at the expense of giving this arc the kind of epic closure it probably deserved. The fact that they felt this was necessary, however, is a good sign, because otherwise this would have been a perfect way to close out the series if such a thing had been called for. So that, at least, was one bright spot in what otherwise might have been just a tiny bit of a letdown.

My Grades: The arc as a whole gets a B+; the pacing was just a bit rambling in places and the legion of super-assassins sent after Hex had more potential than they ended up displaying. But it was still a fun read anyway. This issue gets a B; it would have been an A if not for the unsatisfying conclusion.



Warlord #8

Mike Grell story and art

So, for the last few months, I have been lamenting the fact that nobody has been reading or buying Warlord, a situation that I am convinced was caused because creator Mike Grell was only writing the series instead of also drawing it. Well, this issue (and last) Grell actually does pick up his pencil and draws Warlord as well. So, hurray for that.

However, as great as Grell's art is (and I think he gets better and better as time goes by) I'm still worried that this might be a case of too little, too late. The series should have led off with Grell art to get people on board to begin with; bringing him on for issue 7 is just playing to an empty house. And unfortunately, the story still isn't hitting on all cylinders. This two-parter involves a mysterious woman, some memory loss and some hazy philosophizing, but sadly it doesn't feature Shado, so similarities end there. Instead, this is a vignette that discusses the nature of Warlord's character (familiar ground for Grell) and does so with some unusually choppy storytelling (the jump from present to flashback midway though page two is jarring at best).

Mr. Grell, I'm begging you: please, please get this up to speed before DC and the reading public gives up on this book completely.

My Grade: The art gets a big fat A+. I can only give the final product, however, a B at best, and that's entirely on the strength of the art; the story lets it and the reader down.


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Saturday, August 8, 2009

New Comic Cavalcade

Comics up for review this week include: Captain America Reborn #2, Warlord #5, Astro City: Dark Age Book Three #4 and Jonah Hex #46

Once upon a time, I used to be a complete new comic junkie. At one point I was buying 39 titles a month. However, that’s when comics cost about the same as a can of Coke, whereas these days for the price of a new issue of Fantasitc Four I could buy majority ownership in a bottling plant. It’s true that I’m not real excited about many of the storylines going on in comics these days, but the fact is, back when I was buying everything I could get my hands on, there were a lot of crappy or disappointing stories as well. Secret Wars II, anyone? The difference now is simply one of finances; if I had an unlimited amount of money to blow on stuff, I’d probably be buying as many comics today that I don’t like as I did when I was a kid.

This is all my way of saying that reviews of new issues won’t be a regular feature here, with one caveat: from time to time I do find myself in a store that sells comics and whenever that happens, I read as many for free as I can before I get tossed out. So in the future, you may very well see some of these Stolen Reviews, as I not only read comics so that you don’t have to buy them, I also read comics so that I don’t have to buy them either.

Today, though, we have a special treat, as four of the six titles I am currently buying came out with new issues. So lets get down to it:


Captain America Reborn #2

Ed Brubaker, Bryan Hitch, Butch Guice

First off, I love Ed Brubaker’s Captain America run. I’ve read just about every Cap story since his Silver Age revival (though I missed a couple years of stories at the beginning of this decade) and for my money Brubaker and Steve Epting have put together the best Cap run ever. That’s right, ever. So I am inclined to go into Reborn with a slight bias towards liking the story, even if it superficially resembles the last season of Lost. Er, that is, Slaughterhouse Five. Or... 1602? Whatever.

Having said that, this issue didn’t really do much for me. It’s not that it’s badly done; on the contrary, Bryan Hitch is turning in some typically excellent pencils, though I’m not entirely sure he and Butch Guice are the best pairing (no slight intended to the always solid Guice). The problem here is simply that this is the second part of a five part story, and in today’s terms that means it’s the Issue Where Nothing Happens. Spoiler Alert: nothing happens. Cap continues bouncing around and Bucky and Natasha finish getting themselves captured by Norman Osborn. That’s it. That’s the whole issue. Yes, there’s a lot of action and fighting and whatnot, but I sort of got over the whole comic book fight sequence thing about twenty years ago, so this doesn’t hold a lot of draw for me. Unless the punch is a donkey punch it's not going to catch my attention.

Once this story is all collected in a handsome slipcover edition, I’m sure it will be excellent. But as it stands, the individual episodes so far have been a bit lackluster by Brubaker and Hitch’s high standards.

My Grades: A- for potential, B for the actual comic book.


Warlord #5
Mike Grell, Chad Hardin, Wayne Faucher

Let me start by begging you to go out and buy Warlord. I’ve been waiting nearly 20 years for Warlord to get an ongoing series again (that thing from Bart Sears doesn’t count) and when it finally comes out, it’s even being written by Mike Grell himself. How could you ask for anything more? But right now sales of this book are so subterranean the lettering is being done by Mole Man and if it ends up getting canceled again I’m going to need a scuba mask to keep from drowning in my own tears.

In fact, I’m so desperately hoping you buy the book that I’m going to ask that you skip the rest of this review, because unfortunately it’s not too positive.
On the plus side, the covers are absolutely gorgeous; Mike Grell has long been one of the finest pure pencillers in the business, and he has a terrific sense of design, meaning that his covers are almost always fantastic. Unfortunately, he’s not doing the interiors of the book. Chad Hardin is not bad, mind you, but he’s not Mike Grell either; his art is workmanlike at best and right now that’s not what Warlord needs from either a sales or creative perspective.

As for Grell’s writing, well, it’s okay too. It’s actually a little hard to judge because he usually draws his own work and it’s possible that there’s just a disconnect between what Grell is writing and what the artists are drawing. In other words, if Grell were drawing this, I think it would seem like better writing. For people who don’t enjoy Grell, though, well… stay away. This isn’t quite as didactic as some of his more politically slanted issues of Green Arrow, but it has its moments and there was one point in an earlier issue where the dialogue and message were so Grellian that I think if it had been in a police lineup I could have sent Grell up the river just on cadence alone.

All in all, it’s not a bad comic, but it’s not a great one either. It’s only the first arc, so a lot of stuff is still being set up, but unless something changes fast I’m not sure the title will last long enough for it to hit its stride. Which is too bad. Because if they don’t finally resolve this Tinder storyline, I swear to God I am going to cut a bitch for real.

My Grade: This gets an A+ in my mind, but unfortunately it’s only a C on paper.


Astro City: The Dark Age Book Three #4
Kurt Busiek, Brent Anderson

Before I get into this comic, I just want to mention the cover. One great thing about Astro City has always been the sweet Alex Ross covers. This time, though, I’m not sure just what was going on with the coloring, but I don’t particularly care for it. It’s all this very muted… color… I don’t even know what color that is supposed to be, but it looks like some kind of pudding or yogurt. I just don’t think this color scheme is doing the art any favors.

Anyway, on to the comic. There’s not a whole lot to say about it at this point. I mean, it’s Astro City, so you know it’s going to be very good at the worst and brilliant at best. This only falls into the very good category for a couple reasons. The main one is that Book Three of Dark Age ends with, well, mainly with a set up for Book Four. Which is fine except I’m beginning to feel like the comic is called Dark Age because the first issue of it came out before the renaissance; I think there was a variant cover by Fra Angelico. It’s no fault of Kurt’s that he’s been unfortunately slowed up by health issues, but with this story literally going on for half the decade I was hoping for a little more closure.

It’s also the first issue of Astro City I can remember where the big super hero fight is actually a major part of the plot instead of just a lens for character development to be seen through. That’s not to say that the focus swerves much from Eddie and Royal; but they are caught up enough in the action so that the big throwdown gets a lot more screen time than I have come to expect from Astro City.

Luckily for everyone in the comics world, Kurt has recently announced that Astro City will be going monthly again, meaning that after the Dark Age storyline finishes, the regular series will resume and we’ll once again be treated to tales from all corners of Astro City instead of just this one. I’m looking forward to the resolution of Dark Age and finally learning just what the fate of Silver Agent is, but I’m looking forward even more to being reintroduced to the rest of Kurt’s wonderful world.

My Grade: B. But I sense an A coming on the horizon.


Jonah Hex #46
Justin Gray, Jimmy Palmiotti, Cristiano Cucina

This is an interesting one for me. I’m a big fan of Jonah Hex, thanks to the fact that the vault of comics I received as a kid had a long run of Weird Western Tales. Though I like the classic version of Hex more (because, well, he’s more likeable), I’ve been very pleased with this current series. Interestingly, it sells about the same as Warlord, but while I expect that title to be cancelled at any second I think Jonah Hex has more security, thanks to established trade sales and the upcoming Hex movie.

So you don’t have to worry about me begging you to buy this book. If you did, though, you’d be picking it up at a good time to jump aboard. This is the third part of a six part storyline, which means it’s the first extended arc in the entire series. One of the draws of the series, in fact, is that it’s one of the few comics left where you can expect to get a whole story in one mag, which seems to be a lost art. Still, picking up this arc would be a good way to get introduced to the characters because it is essentially a reimagining of Hex’s origin; not only do you get his backstory but you also get introduced to the two best loved and best remembered classic Hex villains, Quentin Turnbull and El Papagayo, who are making their first appearances in the new series.

This storyline also ties together several threads form earlier in the series, including appearances by Hex’s friends (which is a gross misuse of the term; reluctant companions with complementary goals is more like it) Bat Lash, El Diablo and Tallulah Black. The result is a winding, action filled epic that sprawls across years of Hex’s life and covers territory from America to Mexico. In point of fact, I’m enjoying this storyline more than most of the one shots, not because it is longer but because it has a different tone; earlier issues sometimes devolved into exercises in gratuitous gore and violence in an effort to be cutting edge, but with a tighter plot requiring more focus, what excesses exist are more fully earned.

My Grade: This specific part of the arc only gets an A- because the pacing was a bit strange, but the whole arc so far gets an A.


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